Monday 10-1: staying on the island

Greetings, beautiful mutants!

Today, I want you to imagine this:  you're on an island. You're about to be voted off the island. Surrounding the island are shark infested waters crammed with lime green jello, through which strange little men in boats are patrolling, who will attempt to sink you with large rubber mallets. The water itself has a strange chemical that will turn your skin bright orange and render you unable to speak any language besides ancient Egyptian, and your only topic of conversation will be whether the Kardashians are good at algebra.


You will NOT make it to the mainland



Your only hope to stay on the island is to create a document named after yourself, plus the word "Survivor"

Your full name will go at the top of this document, along with your email address

You will populate this document with a bullet list

Each bullet item will be at least two complete sentences

Each set of two complete sentence must explain in detail some reason that you must be allowed to stay on the island

Each reason must be something that you can do, some quality that you have, some qualification that you can point to, or something that you have already done in the past, OR are currently doing these days

All text must be formatted with something other than Times New Roman size 12 plain black text

I will only award a limited number of points for this assignment, so the more reasons you have than your peers, the more of their points you will take from them.

Make sure to upload it to Box.com when you are finished

cheers,
Mr. L